A long time ago and in one of my other lifetimes there was an important event I was hosting. Remember when you could lock your keys in your car? Well, I locked my keys in my car and had a very similar, equally humorous experience to Bella.

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Contentment is for Cows: Normally a blog, but through the summer and fall of 2026, it’s a sit-com on paper.

Chapter Four, Scenes Nineteen and Twenty